Wit and Wisdom: A Lingerie Party Quip
Jan 22, 2018 09:00AM
You’ll spend many days as husband and wife.
To last all the way to old age – starting with your wedding day.
Here are panties for every reason – a sexy underwear display.
(lingerie packaged inside of a box tied with ribbon)
When you’re old and grey, with these you can’t go wrong.
Sorry [groom’s name] but at that age, she just won’t wear a thong!
As the years go by, you might hit the 7-year blues,
Just remember the fancy animal print and your love life will never snooze!
When the time is right for you & [groom’s name] (and don’t be saying maybe).
You’ll wear a little pink or blue in honor of your baby.
(pink and blue)
For your first big fight as a married couple.
When [groom’s name sees] you in this number, he’ll forgive you on the double.
White ones for the 1st anniversary – you’ll be feeling naughty.
[Groom’s name] won’t believe his luck for marrying such a hottie!
Racy red ones for the Honeymoon – a sexy thong with lace.
We hope you leave the hotel room and see the rest of the place!
The night of your wedding will be perfect, you`ll see,
Believe me when I say, you won`t need any help from me.
You`ll want to look sexy and feel like a fox,
So just wear what I`ve wrapped up in this box.
(nothing in the box)